Whipped or Wipped?

We had a beautiful week of spring, with clear blue skies and warm breezes. Then the planes came and sprayed the sky. The next day it was cold again and the air was filled with dust and brown. I saw it as I drove home from work and knew that they were trying to cause tornadoes. Although there were no tornadoes in my state that I know of, the dust storm was so thick on I-70, that it caused a 70 car pile up where 8 people lost their lives. The rescue workers couldn't get to the people who were hurt due to how thick the dust was. Later my sister told me that the dust storm was six HUNDRED miles wide. That's half the distance between Oregon and Kansas. A sizable chunk of the country.

Then it was warm for a few days and the sky was blue. But the planes came again and sprayed. Two days later it was below freezing. It snowed. I was outside in it and the snow stuck to my shirt in little balls. Once back inside it took much longer than it should have for the little balls to melt. So yeah, the snow was fake. But the wind was real and the icy cold. I made sure to take the back roads home.

I stopped at the store on the way because my husband had nothing for his lunches and I needed to pick up some more creamer. Weirdly, I found myself standing in front of the whipped cream. I didn't need any whipped cream so I thought it strange why I was looking at them. Then I realized that the cans of Reddi Whip were now spelled Reddi Wip. I got so angry. Can we contribute any more blatantly to the dumbing down of society? I deliberately bought a can of whipped cream from a competing brand. I will never again buy Reddi Wip. Of course, the internet tells me that it has ALWAYS been spelled Wip, with Snopes being the main “debunker”. Such incredible bullshit. There is no way back in the 40's when it first came out that spelling it wip would have happened. Not to mention that everything Snopes says, the opposite is true. It has to be the fakest and gayest Mandela effect yet. They aren't even trying anymore. Give me a break.

Meanwhile the techno-wizards and mathematical alchemists cast spells with their quantum computers, building a world-wide digital ouiji board. Instead of your fingertips on the planchett, your fingers are on the keyboard, asking AI demons stupid questions. I'm telling you now, don't talk to them. They are lying spirits waiting to deceive.

And when did Elon Musk get so important he travels to the Pentagon to discuss national security issues? I have woken up in Bizarro world and I can't escape. Plus, I'm sure you have by now seen the clip of the drone show in Florida featuring Trump and the beginning of the “Golden Age”

It creeps me out to no end. This is not a good sign. People are worshiping this man, who is literally agreeing to be back in the Commonwealth of England? Possibly. And for God's sake, don't buy a Tesla.

Take care out there.