Thursday, March 26, 2009

I can't help myself! I really can't

I think I may be obsessed. But read this if it doesnt make you shudder...

Monday, March 23, 2009

Now it is Chinese Condoms???

I do not make this stuff up!

From the Kansas City Star, written by Mike McGraw.

"Stimulus? U.S. to buy Chinese condoms, ending Alabama jobs"

Call it a condom conundrum.

At a time when the federal government is spending billions of stimulus dollars to stem the tide of U.S. layoffs, should that same government put even more Americans out of work by buying cheaper foreign products?

In this case, Chinese condoms.

That's the dilemma for the folks at the U.S. Agency for International Development, which has distributed an estimated 10 billion U.S.-made AIDS-preventing condoms in poor countries around the world.

But not anymore.

In a move expected to cost 300 American jobs, the government is switching to cheaper off-shore condoms, including some made in China.

The switch comes despite implied assurances over the years that the agency would continue to buy American whenever possible.

"Of course, we considered how many U.S. jobs would be affected by this move,” said a USAID official who spoke on the condition that he would not be named. But he said the reasons for the change included lower prices (2 cents versus more than 5 cents for U.S.-made condoms) and the fact that Congress dropped “buy American language” in a recent appropriations bill.

Read the rest here.

Of course the comments are hilarious! eugmeister2000 says it best: "Won't the condoms be really really small?" and uisignorant says: "Better be care using them, your p-cker may fall off from contanination....
Hummm, maybe that is the plan...."

too funny.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Hope you like Chinese food (part 6)

I called this. I would like just a little bit of credit for having called this. Just because they haven't done anything about it yet, does not mean they won't.

Let me put it in high school scenario English. The US, UK, and EU are like the really popular kids, whose parents used to be totally ass rich but have had their portfolios scammed on, and/or their ponzi schemes are falling apart. China is like the local computer nerd who WANTS to be popular. He has made his own money pirating software and writing virus's for shady undercover agents. So although he needs and wants approval from the popular kids, he has yet no understanding of his potential to be an evil genius that can literally take over the world.

Let's say Hillary, (who although has a long-time reputation as one of the popular kids, alot of people around school think maybe she is a liar and a dyke - vicious unabashed rumours all of them but that's high school for you!) goes to China and says the equivalent of "You do want to be one of the popular kids don't you?" So China basically shrugs and says, "yeah..." Which brings us up to date if I'm not mistaken. Let's also say at the same time, some of the bigger, dumber popular jocks have taken to snapping China's ass with towels in gym or slamming him into the lockers from time to time. At what point does China get pissed and not care about being popular, but decides to get even. Yeah, that is what I'm talking about.

Does China just tell one of the teachers? Or does he load the school up with C-4 with a remote trigger and blow it all to smithereens? Who knows the mind of these evil genius's anyway. (sorry, I don't know the plural of genius!)

I'm just saying...

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Hope you like Chinese food (part 5)

Okay, more on the subject here and here. (here are the links from the last article: here and here. Not to even mention all the playing around on the high seas!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Hope you like Chinese food (part 4)

Please don't be naive. China frikken OWNS our ass.
The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender. Proverbs 22:7

I mean, all optimistic patriotism aside, do you honestly believe we are ever going to pay them back? The man has every right to be concerned. Poor sucker.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Sunday, March 8, 2009



I was looking for the whistle theme you see in ghost town scenes and found this video. I was going to write about jinx because the internet is so quiet today. I almost felt like to talk about the soon destruction coming this way would be to cause it to happen. I guess I've never been one for shutting my mouth.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Attention Oregon Ford Escort owners!!!

Apparently there is an arsonist that has got it in for your car. I have owned a Ford Escort before, (it was silver, not green) so I can totally understand the thinking behind torching them. Does he/she methodically plan the fires or are they crimes of passion? Does he/she happen to be walking along, see a green Ford Escort and can do nothing else until they are safely watching it go up in flames? Inquiring minds would like to know!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Hope you like chinese food (part 3)

Ok, so some people are saying that the idea that the Chinese have been granted eminant domain is a hoax. I dont know, it is so hard to know what is the truth and what is total bullshit these days. And just so you dont think I'm racist, (cuz I'm not!) here is a little Monty Python song I found on You-Tube. Enjoy. (Best viewed with some Won-tons or Potstickers!)