The Federal Bureau of Investigation took time out of their busy schedule of planning sloppily obvious false flag school shootings and working over mentally ill young adults into planting bombs at tree-lighting ceremonies to raid former President Donald Trump's Florida estate, Mar-A-Lago, Monday night.
Due to the extremely low ratings and viewership of the recent mini-series, “Jan 6 Show Trial – Trump Did it and We can Prove it,” the decision was made by AG Merrick Garland, the official douchebag in charge of the DOJ, to get a warrant for possible classified documents that he knows for a fact President Trump has in his possession.
According to Maggie Haberson's upcoming book, “How I sucked my way to the top: Orange Man Bad Edition” (due to be released in October), President Trump was most known for ripping up documents and flushing them down the toilet, leaving incriminating evidence behind. She has pictures to prove it that were totally not faked by her. She pinky swears.
Armed with plungers and various other plumbing supplies, the FBI inspected all the toilets at Mar-A-Lago, just in case. After that they stood around for 9 hours doing nothing. A search of the safe yielded only autographed black and white glossy photo's of President Trump laughing and pointing at them.
Because of supply chain issues and the fact that China refuses to give us more, no thumb drives (easily stored in one's pocket) could be located by the president's aides, thus the FBI was able to uncover 30 cases of documents that were stored in the freezer, right between the lobster and Quiche Lorraine.
This is an ongoing investigation.
2 comments:
Don't eat lobster, tasteless unless ya drown it in butter and about as satisfying as eating roly-poly bugs which are a close cousin o lobster, shrimp, crawdads which are crustations ... this was a publicity stunt by the fbi, see! We are doing something to bring down Trump to placate left slobbering liberals.
Yeah, I kind of questioned this as soon as it happened. still not sure what to think about it. it has that staged event feel to it.
if lobster=bugs i'll eat those kinds. Lol
Post a Comment