So last week, the latest manufactured controversy was the news that Homer Simpson would no longer be strangling Bart due to the fact that it was just not politically correct.
REPORT: The Simpsons Will No Longer Show Homer Strangling Bart Because ‘Times Have Changed’
In response – and X'er named Oilfield Rando responded, “Times have changed. It’s not okay to choke your children. It is ok to pump them full of chemical castration pills and start chopping up their genitals if necessary.” Very astute.
This week, we are told, that no, Homer will continue to choke Bart, following a 30 year tradition.
Phew. Glad that was all cleared up.
In other news, I was going to write a blog post on this news
report:
Plunging US Demand Hits Beyond Meat Revenues
But it became a rabbit hole so deep
that I had to abandon the idea lest I would have to write a whole
book about it. So I'm just going to mention a few things. I guess now
that the newness has worn off, people just aren't buying fake meat.
The numbers were down last year as well.
The whole reason they even starting making fake meat was of course, climate change. Save the planet, kill the people.
Along those lines –
there is now such a thing as the Flexitarian Diet.
“The
Flexitarian Diet is a style of eating that encourages eating mostly
plant-based foods while allowing meat and other animal products in
moderation. It’s more flexible than fully vegetarian or vegan
diets. If you’re looking to add more plant foods to your diet but
don’t want to completely cut out meat, going flexitarian may be for
you.”
It's a way to get those meat eaters to eat some fake
meat. Another way of course – which I think they are trying now –
is to raise real meat prices to astronomical levels, forcing people
to purchase the fake meat. Up until recently the fake stuff was more
expensive than the real.
For example, I recently bought a roast that
was less than two pounds but cost almost 10 bucks. A less than two
pound package of ground beef was almost 9 dollars. Highway robbery
considering the fact that I live in cattle country. Even still, I will not be buying or eating any fake meat. I sincerely hope Beyond Meat crashes and burns along with the rest of the fake meat producers.
They will just come up with something else, I suppose. Maybe The
La Cucaracha Diet?
That's all for now – Take care out
there.
5 comments:
I commented to a couple of my friends about a "BEYOND" "burger" joint in the workd in my town. There it was; a billboard proclaiming "COMING SOON! A new "BEYOND" location!" I'm sure it'll be followed by a "GOING EVEN SOONER" billboard... Given the number of carnivores in my town, someone OBVIOUSLY didn't read the room here...
just the idea makes me nauseous.
You don't want roach burgers? Look at all they eat! A diet you can stick too... Because according to the powers that want to be, it is all you can afford or buy on your new digital monopoly money.
I don't watch the Simpsons, very childish and sophomoric at a level I can't stand.
I watched the simpsons when it first came out but that was a couple of decades ago.
We need more GMO food! I reckon that making lettuce or celery taste like crispy bacon is a great idea, Miss Wendyworn. As for The Simpsons, it’s probably too high-brow humour for cranky-pants Cederq, he doesn’t get the jokes, straight through to the wicket-keeper!
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